Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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