gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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