All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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