Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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