My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
It was confusing and full of hummus
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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