i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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