Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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