Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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