doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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