what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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