I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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