I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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