maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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