he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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