omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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