We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
