check it out our google latitudes are spooning
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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