We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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