Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
NoShamevember. You game?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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