Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
we should paint friendship bongs
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