So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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