that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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