I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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