just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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