Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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