jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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