Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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