is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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