Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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