I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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