And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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