are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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