we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
this just has baby written all over it
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
