Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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