I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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