Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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