Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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