Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
