Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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