so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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