im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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