I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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