? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
