What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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