I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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