Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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