i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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