What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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