i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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