Well apparently he's into motor boating.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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