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Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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